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Post by paladin on Aug 9, 2006 16:53:59 GMT
Now you can concentrate all your Paladin bashing to one thread instead of following me around just to spout your drivel.
French kissing a Mack Truck you say?
Nah I gave all that up when I broke up with your mom.
You guys take shit way to serious and over analyze the simplest most ignorant shit. You don't like me and my bitch acting like complete retards? Well then simple, turn your fucking head and walk the fuck away.
I say it's not any worse than a few fucktardians crying over a screen shot or a fucking has been MMO.
I'm not going to change my behavior or posting style for you or anyone else. I rant and post out of my ass for entertainment, you rant and pretend to be more intelligent than you really are..................for my entertainment.
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Post by Pharcellus on Aug 9, 2006 17:18:05 GMT
Now you can concentrate all your Paladin bashing to one thread instead of following me around just to spout your drivel. But it's so much fun to respond where it makes sense in context! Durrrrrrrr.... OK, fine, let's play.  Yeah, except she broke up with YOU, saying something about you having a dick and libido the size that couldn't get a porn star off even with a strap-on assist. The ONLY one who seems to be taking ANY shit around here seriously is YOU, fuckwad. You said you wanted to provide us some entertainment. We took advantage of it. You two acted like the complete retards you apparently are in RL, baiting the asshat crowd to mop the floor with you and, ZOMG! They complied! What a fucking surprise! Want a lollipop to go with that startling revelation? Yeah, well, with the reading comprehension skills of an anencephalic arthropod, along with your very own personal autographed Chip-On-Shoulder™ from your sad-sack love life, what else would I expect you to say? Hey, Pally! Guess what? RR was SPECIFICALLY CREATED for this shit! No, really! HERE'S A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU, FREE OF CHARGE!  Hey fucktard, NO ONE *asked* you to. Take whatever drivel you can dredge up out of your pointless little existence and post it so we can be entertained. No, really! It's great stuff! *laugh* Oh, and if you are entertained by my "more intelligent than I really am" posts, great! I succeeded! \O/ Now, STFU and siddown before you get your feelings hurt, my wittle pally-wally. |
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Post by FrithRae on Aug 9, 2006 22:13:22 GMT
I was taking things seriously?...huh.
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Post by paladin on Aug 10, 2006 0:44:08 GMT
Now you can concentrate all your Paladin bashing to one thread instead of following me around just to spout your drivel. But it's so much fun to respond where it makes sense in context! Durrrrrrrr.... OK, fine, let's play. Weeeeeeeeee Awe what memories............there was this one time we strapped it ona German Shepard, it's a shame we didn't work out.  She always liked it when I called her "Mommy" Taking shit or business as usual? You clueless wonders played right into my hand. ZOMG!!! Here's your mop back, you missed a spot there in the corner. Yeah well, you're a doggy bag! *sticks tongue out* Umm wow, just wow...............First you cry because of my threads then you turn around and say that's what R&R was created for? Did that big black kettle hurt when it knocked your pot ass out? Yup it is, without Paladin and Horizons you may have to leave that basement of yours and find some other form of entertainment. I make the rant world go round, and you fucking love it.  Well you do make me laugh............ How could you ever hurt my feelings? To be honest I have never cared enough to read any of your post till now, you sir are an insect among Gods and your forum post go unnoticed by the majority. You should fucking feel honored that I ever included you at all. Now bow down before me like a good bitch should. |
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Post by paladin on Aug 10, 2006 0:45:09 GMT
Was ya? Huh?
Frith you made me laugh like three times today.
Everything ok?
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Post by D0Zer on Aug 10, 2006 14:15:56 GMT
FUCK SOE
FUCK HZ
FUCK DB
FUCK EI
Oh yeah FUCK PALADIN
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Post by Pharcellus on Aug 10, 2006 16:12:33 GMT
Awww.. man... I go to bed, thinking that you, having the better part of the day to come up with something good, would have at least upped the ante, and this lame-ass shit is the BEST you can do?? You're gonna have to do a LOT better than this pantywaist shit if you're gonna keep up with an old flame boarder like me. Maybe you ought to go back to home ec class and play with your dollies. Awe what memories............there was this one time we strapped it ona German Shepard, it's a shame we didn't work out. I know. She really loved it when you squealed like a little piggy as you took Rover up the ass. Good ol' Rover, he really deserved better than the likes of your gay cheeks. *wipes a tear* Yeah, it's too bad that some of us called you on your moronic multiple-personality bullshit right off the bat. So, tell me, where does your imaginary girlfriend go when you're in control? Back into your hand, where she started? Is she a righty or a lefty? Oh.. the humanity!  I know its hard, what with your inbred mental retardation and all, but could you at least TRY to come up with something better than Kindergarten Joey And His First Tantrum? Awww, my poor wittle pally-wally, I know it's hard for you to understand these things with that sixth-grade education from the Alabama public school system, so here, let me draw you a picture... You see, no one really gives a flying fuck whether you post or not; however, if you want to post your little fantasy drama to the world, and then have it called for what it is, you shouldn't get all upset over it; kinda invokes the "thou doth protest too much" clause in the Ranter's Bible, ya know? Nah, I just come here to slum and hang with the homeys. It sure as hell isn't for your witless repartee. You're normally just a sideshow around here, and not much of an entertaining one at that. HAHAHAHAHA! You're such a clueless little fuck. The "rant world" isn't that little fantasyland in your head. The REAL rant world doesn't even know your little piss ant ass exists. It it wasn't for RR, you wouldn't have any stage to ply your pathetic amateur crap. I mean, my god, how could ANYone take you seriously as a ranter with such a sophomoric image like your sig? "Oh lookie here! I can act all angsty and ranty by shooting everyone a bird from my piece of shit car! Wooo!" Gotta love people who have cars more expensive than their fucking homes. Of course, that's assuming it's not a hulk up on blocks in your front yard, or actually belongs to the neighbors two trailers down. So, in closing, PLEASE try harder.. the floor isn't really all that dirty, and you're not turning out to be a particularly good mop. |
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Post by paladin on Aug 10, 2006 16:34:46 GMT
*yawn* |
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Post by paladin on Aug 10, 2006 16:51:53 GMT
 Awe thanks phar for emailing me pictures of your gay lover. He seems like such a fine young man, no wonder you are so happy! You truely are my hero and something we all aspire to be. |
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Post by FrithRae on Aug 10, 2006 18:00:48 GMT
Was ya? Huh? Frith you made me laugh like three times today. Everything ok? No its not - you're not half as entertaining as I was hoping you'd be in this thread. Come on! Give me something juicy! At least Phar is being creative... |
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Post by Pharcellus on Aug 10, 2006 18:08:47 GMT
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Post by paladin on Aug 10, 2006 18:19:35 GMT
Was ya? Huh? Frith you made me laugh like three times today. Everything ok? No its not - you're not half as entertaining as I was hoping you'd be in this thread. Come on! Give me something juicy! At least Phar is being creative... Yeah I know, I am bored and un-inspired, I honestly have no clue who this asshat is and he/she/it whatever has gone ignored for the most part, so it isn't really worth the key strokes. I mean hell all phar is doing is repeating the same tired shit or using someone else's tactics. Nothing new, nothing original, just flat out boring, hence the "doggy bag" remark. I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up when the real ranters arrive. |
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Post by Pharcellus on Aug 10, 2006 18:48:21 GMT
Yeah I know, I am bored and un-inspired, I honestly have no clue who this asshat is and he/she/it whatever has gone ignored for the most part, so it isn't really worth the key strokes. Yeah, about what I figured; ya didn't have the cajones to stick it out (woops, sorry, that would be assuming you actually HAD something to STICK OUT to begin with, my bad). Ah well. Not even an attempt really worthy of a newbie, let alone a "God among insects". LOL! I know. It all sounds the same to you. You've seen it all before. Blah blah. Yet you COMPLETELY and UTTERLY failed to even match it, let alone trump it. Really fucking sad-sack shit, dude. I think the first period bell is about to ring for ya, pally-wally. Wait, does the Special Ed class change periods? Hmmmm...  Nevertheless, we'll be sure to have the nanny wake you when it is time for recess. Such a fucking disappointment. |
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Post by paladin on Aug 10, 2006 20:00:24 GMT
Yeah I know, I am bored and un-inspired, I honestly have no clue who this asshat is and he/she/it whatever has gone ignored for the most part, so it isn't really worth the key strokes. Yeah I'm sorry, I always wished I had a package like your dear old dads. Tell me how do you fit that entire thing in your mouth? Years and years of practice I am guessing. Yup same ole same ole, all you fucking geeks do is borrow the same tired bullshit from whatever you read on the forum before and claim it as your own. Good old Wooooo barely types and has given R&R more material in his short time here then you have in.............well............when did you get here anyway? Last week right? Match you? First I'd have to get a sex change operation and a lobotomy, step two would be to acquire a taste for my bothers semen, step three would be breaking the world record for the amount of gerbils shoved up ones ass, step four would be to lose all my common sense and make it where I couldn't survive outside of a book or internet forum, step five would be to fall in love with and marry my sister, step six would be to get fucked in the mouth my all my mom's x boyfriends gargle with their cum, eat my dad's ass out while being gang banged by his pedophile poker buddies, step seven would be to spout bile on the internet and claim to be a game dev knowing damn good and well you had to higher the neighbors pool boy to program your VCR, step eight would be to turn into a complete fucking hypocrite that couldn't rant his way out of a wet paper sack. So no Phar I will never match you, way too much time and effort for all that. You should know being that's where you met your last boyfriend. I thought they had laws against your type stalking the innocents at the local school yard? My entire life is recess!!!!! Wait I am suppose to be insulting you..........*looks at his corvette on blocks sitting outside his trailer house for inspiration*................bah still bored. Is what you have heard your entire life and the reason why you will never have a meaningful relationship with anything but farm animals and MMO toons. So now you cum drinking, mom fucking, daddy sucking, non ranting, scared of his own shadow, hiding behind the safety of the internet, never working a hard day in his life, jealous of sports cars cuz he always wanted one and KNOWS that he never will have one, gerbil shoving, asshole reaming, Paladin stalking, David Bowman wanna be, furthest thing from a Dev that I have ever seen.............. When you decide to bring your A game I'll bring mine, until then go back to flexing in your mirror because Paladin finally included you on something at R&R. Oh, I did like the redneck pic, that was funny. But really, I already admitted to and embraced all of what you are trying to use against me, please for the love of Allah come up with something new. "Duh, lets see here, how am I going to make fun of a redneck??" "I got it!!" " Call him a redneck and make fun of his trailer! " BRILLIANT!!! |
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Post by Pharcellus on Aug 10, 2006 22:04:45 GMT
Well, about time you found your needle dick with a pair of tweezers and a microscope. Must have been really small to take so fucking long to find it. First, let's have a little quote fun. Wow, did you spend all of an hour coming up with all of that? That's just fucking incredible! ..and it is just... SO ORIGINAL!! Oh, yes! All bow down to the Great Pally-Wally, Lord of Rants Refugees! King of Podunk Forums! Purveyor of All Things Rant in His Miniscule Domain! We're still waiting, you sorry excuse for an asshat. Personally, I think arse should revoke your fucking title and kick your sorry ass to the curb, but *shrug* that's just me. "Duh, lets(sic) see here; how am I going to make fun of a geek??" "I got it!!" "Call him a geek and make fun of his intellect!" Yeah, you're just such a paragon of originality there. Should I even bother to take you seriously at this point? I mean, really.... Now for the rest of the story... Oh, yes, the "geek angle". I'm so unoriginal that I pick at the obvious, yet somehow you using the "geek angle" with me is so fucking original. HAHA! That's just too rich. I even bet you are expecting me to go the "yah well ur a jok! u sux!" route as a retort. Wow, like, how totally and utterly pathetic could you possibly be? Wait, don't answer that; I really don't want to fucking know. Oh! The "I did ur m0m!" angle! How could I miss that original! Let's see, I think I first heard that one over a quarter CENTURY ago. Probably about the same time your big sister pushed you out into the world. Oh wait! That one's not original either! Bother! I also find it particularly amazing how fucking stupid someone can be to go to all of the trouble to call someone else into an "anything goes" flamefest, be so utterly and totally impotent throughout the majority of it, then try to throw all of it into one desperate and purile attempt. Did it take you that long to jack off when you clicked the "Post" button, too? Oh wait, that's still unoriginal. I forgot. What's even more amazing is that you try and COVER IT UP with the lame-ass excuse "well, I will bring out my A game when you show me yours; nyah nyah". Pal, my B game beats the living shit out of your AAA game like Evander Holyfield laying the smack down on Peewee Herman. Jesus H. Christ, I could script a better rant poster. I've got news for ya, my wittle pally-wally: there's not one rant concept that's original; it's not about the words or the base concepts, but how you put them together that counts. So far, about the best you've been able to muster at this point is "*yawn*", and that seems to be a stretch, even for you. Maybe when you finally pass Rants 101, you can try and come back with something better and, oh, "more original". Still, I must satisfy your deepest desires from all the attention you've been giving me (love the siggy pic, by the way; that one was SO original! ). Considering that your life revolves around this place, I hope it has been better for you than it has been for me. |
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I know its hard, what with your inbred mental retardation and all, but could you at least TRY to come up with something better than Kindergarten Joey And His First Tantrum?
