Post by paladin on Aug 11, 2006 1:18:53 GMT
pharcellus said:
Well, about time you found your needle dick with a pair of tweezers and a microscope. Must have been really small to take so fucking long to find it.Not sure what you are talking about, it's been in your mouth the entire time.
First, let's have a little quote fun.
Sure why not, got to give your pathetic little ass something to pass the time with while all your dreams of developing a game of any kind never come true.
So now you cum drinking, mom fucking, daddy sucking, non ranting, scared of his own shadow, hiding behind the safety of the internet, never working a hard day in his life, jealous of sports cars cuz he always wanted one and KNOWS that he never will have one, gerbil shoving, asshole reaming, Paladin stalking, David Bowman wanna be, furthest thing from a Dev that I have ever seen..............
Wow, did you spend all of an hour coming up with all of that? That's just fucking incredible! ..and it is just... SO ORIGINAL!!
Well I have to lower myself to your standards, you have a kind of rock paper scissors mentality, I have to dumb it down a bit for ya and put it out there ata 1st grade level so mommy can explain it all to you better.
Oh, yes! All bow down to the Great Pally, Lord of Rants Refugees! King of The Forums! Purveyor of All Things Rant in This Domain!
God damn right bitch boy
We're still waiting, you sorry excuse for an asshat. Personally, I think arse should revoke your fucking title and kick your sorry ass to the curb, but *shrug* that's just me.
Still waiting on you to step it up as well. Personally I think God should revoke your right to exist and leave your remains on the fucking abortion table like your dear old mom wanted to do in the first place, but *shrug* thats just me :/
"Duh, lets see here, how am I going to make fun of a redneck??"
"I got it!!"
" Call him a redneck and make fun of his trailer! "
BRILLIANT!!!
"I got it!!"
" Call him a redneck and make fun of his trailer! "
BRILLIANT!!!
"Duh, lets(sic) see here; how am I going to make fun of a geek??"
"I got it!!"
"Call him a geek and make fun of his intellect!"
Yeah, you're just such a paragon of originality there. Should I even bother to take you seriously at this point? I mean, really....
"I got it!!"
"Call him a geek and make fun of his intellect!"
Yeah, you're just such a paragon of originality there. Should I even bother to take you seriously at this point? I mean, really....
Well it is apparent to all that you do take me seriously and that your little forum life now revolves around me and all I do. I have given you a reason to wake up and log in each day. Without the joy of all that is Paladin your ass would finally eat that bullet and end your pathetic little life like you have been wanting to do since the third grade when Sally School Girl wouldn't say hi to you in the hallway.
Now for the rest of the story...
Oh I can't wait :/
Oh, yes, the "geek angle". I'm so unoriginal that I pick at the obvious, yet somehow you using the "geek angle" with me is so fucking original. HAHA! That's just too rich. I even bet you are expecting me to go the "yah well ur a jok! u sux!" route as a retort. Wow, like, how totally and utterly pathetic could you possibly be? Wait, don't answer that; I really don't want to fucking know.
Look I am sorry about high school ok, it must have been terrible growing up with a face full of acne, coke bottle glasses bought at the local Piggly Wiggly and even the weakest of the pussies beating the living shit out of you daily for no other reason than you just being a worthless tit bag.
I bet even today you still walk out in public with your head down, just hoping and praying that the next little girl that passes you doesn't beat your ass and take your lunch money.
You are the type of person that even the school principle laughs at. You know when you came home each day from school crying to your parents about how mean the kids were, how you never wanted to go back to school, and how nobody understood you?
Yeah inside your parents were fucking cracking up, when your back was turned even they made fun of you and mocked everything that was the great pharcellus.
Wanna know why you felt so unloved growing up?
Simple, the feelings were real, nobody loved you. Get the fuck over it or just go kill yourself, either way the world will never know. Your like that penny underneath the sofa cushion, you just don't fucking matter to anyone.
Oh! The "I did ur m0m!" angle! How could I miss that original! Let's see, I think I first heard that one over a quarter CENTURY ago. Probably about the same time your big sister pushed you out into the world. Oh wait! That one's not original either! Bother!
Yeah your right its not original at all, I wouldn't have used it all but my dick was in her ass at the time so I figured hey what the hell?
and see above also, your little community college mind couldn't handle any more than this anyway, so I'm doing you a big fucking favor.
I also find it particularly amazing how fucking stupid someone can be to go to all of the trouble to call someone else into an "anything goes" flamefest, be so utterly and totally impotent throughout the majority of it, then try to throw all of it into one desperate and purile attempt. Did it take you that long to jack off when you clicked the "Post" button, too? Oh wait, that's still unoriginal. I forgot.
Stupid? No
Whats stupid is some jackass taking the bait then exhausting all their effort to prove that not only can they read a book but they can rant with the big boys as well.
I have been told that I can bring out the worst in people, well your efforts thus far have proven that 100 fold.
This fucking thread here is the single most GREATEST thing that has EVER happen to you and will be the HIGHLIGHT of your life until the day you finally grow some balls and pull that trigger.
Hell just give the gun to your dad, he has been dying to do it.
What's even more amazing is that you try and COVER IT UP with the lame-ass excuse "well, I will bring out my A game when you show me yours; nyah nyah". Pal, my B game beats the living shit out of your AAA game like Evander Holyfield laying the smack down on Peewee Herman.
How long did it take you to google a real fighter? I fully and completely believe that you know who PeeWee Herman is, hell I am sure his posters are still hanging up on your wall. But don't sit there and lie to the world and pretend that you know who Evander is. You know damn good and well that anything remotely close to fighting makes you have childhood flashbacks and you end up rocking back in forth on the floor of your shower trying to magically wash away all the times that your ass got handed to you.
And to clarify my A game is like a fine wine, why break it out on a complete loser such as yourself when all you deserve is $2.99 Boone's Farm.
Jesus H. Christ,
Yes my child?
I could script a better rant poster.
You couldn't script the fucking alphabet
I've got news for ya, my wittle pally-wally: there's not one rant concept that's original; it's not about the words or the base concepts, but how you put them together that counts. So far, about the best you've been able to muster at this point is "*yawn*", and that seems to be a stretch, even for you. Maybe when you finally pass Rants 101, you can try and come back with something better and, oh, "more original".
Original is not taking someone else's work like Wooooo's or just repeating the same tired bullshit time after time.
I fucking wrote the book and taught the class for Rants 101, you would have known that if you wasn't behind the pew with Pastor Touchachild at the time bent over helping yourself to a fine helping of OH MY GOD!!! with your Wonder Woman underwear around your ankles.
Still, I must satisfy your deepest desires from all the attention you've been giving me (love the siggy pic, by the way; that one was SO original! ). Considering that your life revolves around this place, I hope it has been better for you than it has been for me.
and your life revolves around me
I am everything that you ever wished you could be. I was the guy in high school that you laid in bed at night just praying to god that one day you could wake up and trade lives with.
Yeah that girl that you could never dream of ever talking to?
That was me fucking her, her friend, and her mom when I was done.
When you asked yourself over and over, "Why oh why do the girls not like nice guys like me?"
It's not that they don't like you, it's that they never even knew you existed. If they did I am sure they would end up killing themselves just out of the sure tragedy of realizing that they have to share the same air as a fucking urchin like yourself.
Honestly I feel sorry for you.
I am sorry that you have to live life via a video game.
I am sorry for all the wrong that your parents have done to you.
I am sorry you scare women away while I have to beat em off of me with giant sticks.
I am sorry that you will never own the sports car of your dreams.
I am sorry that you have to live with the fact that nobody really cares for you and that feeling inside your head of hopelessness knowing that the greatest thing you have accomplished in life was being recognized by me on a rant forum.
They say everyone has their 15 minutes of fame,well I felt sorry for you and gave your ass some extra minutes.
You are only like the third person to ever make one of my sigs, I am sure your little pussy gets wet every time you see it grace one of my post.
Enjoy your spot light while it last, Hell I think even the little guys need an ego boost from time to time.
One boost on me free of charge.