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Post by jaded on Jun 6, 2007 10:56:32 GMT
I never thought for a moment that me coming to this board not too long ago would have such a great impact on the posters here. I never once thought that my actions and words here would totally dominate another. You sir, inspire me!!
It's truly a great feeling to know that the effect I have on people will make them log into the forum every hour of the day just to stalk me, watch my every move, some would even say worship me from a far.
It's an inspiration to me knowing that a simple man such as myself can have complete control over ones actions not only on the internet but in real life as well.
I have to admit I am a bit embarrassed by the attention that I am getting, all I can compare it too is like when a great athlete walks into a sold out stadium and hears his name being chanted by his thousand upon thousand of adoring fans. I feel so proud...........
Now in honor of you and your fascination with me I will do you a favor. I have sent out emails and PM's asking for my friends to put a stop to the exalting of myself here on this very forum that you call home. I will now allow you the honor and privilege of being my stalker and number one fan. I know you take great joy in smiting me just to see my Karma raise even higher before you can click that log out button. I see know that this is what you live for and I'll be damn if I take that away from you.
So I ask everyone again here and now to please stop raising my karma, let this man have his moment of glory..........................after all, it's all he has.
I will also do you an even bigger favor. I will no longer post to you, about you, or counter you in anyway shape or form. This will in turn allow you to have the last word which will then empower you into thinking you are greater than you really are, thus by the grace of god one day making you better than what you really are. It's a long shot I know but one I am willing to take for you.
The floor is yours my fan, smite away!!!!!
Your Hero forever,
Jaded
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Post by FrithRae on Jun 7, 2007 14:53:49 GMT
Mods Voted - It was decided this best belonged in the PVP forum.
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Post by Pharcellus on Jun 7, 2007 15:10:40 GMT
I'll be sure to pass your worship on to the Mozilla foundation, whom you can thank personally, if you like. They are much more deserving of your praise on this matter than I. I *personally* don't check this place but a few times a week, as I have no time right now to dilly-dally with n00b wannabees such as yourself. However, my *browser* has been giving you all the lovin' you so desperately want and need in your life, as everyone KNOWS you HAVE no life outside of here. It is everything to you; it is your raison d'etre, and it consumes your soul. I truly can't imagine living in such a small and shallow little world, but I think it is fantastic we all can give you a bit of our spare time so that you have a reason to exist here. You see, my wittle Pally-wally, you've been set up. I told the mods I was autosmiting you, figuring that you would do the same thing you did the last time I did it: get all pissy, go off the deep end, and either run away or try to escalate. The fact is that the only person here who gives anything more than a picoshit (that's a really, really small shit, btw) about the karma system is you, and it is your life here. The last time you got smited down to -24 karma, you left in a huff. At the time, you had your "girlfriend" try to exalt you (probably about the most satisfying thing in your miserable little life; your girlfriend "exalting" you on a little podunk rant forum to get you off, since you can't get it up for her to "exalt" you any other way), but it didn't work, so you got pissy and left. This time around, since you've been "outed", I was curious to see if you still were such a stupid wanker that you'd bite on your karma being trolled again. You didn't disappoint at all; in fact, I think you really outdid yourself this time. As for your "friends", you can count them on the fingers of your hand, well, because they ARE the fingers of your hand; the one you are sitting there trying to masturbate with as you read and post here. What are their names you ask? Why, "dragon", "gobotgirl", and "gwbushman". Probably others, too, but those are the obvious ones. The alt accounts you have been creating for the express purpose of exalting yourself and smiting others. What is so massively funny and sad at the same time is not that you went to all the trouble of creating a bevy of alts, nor that you did it just to karma whore/troll, but that you went to all the effort to log into each and every one as often as possible to make sure and use their exalting/smiting points to shore up your fragile little ego. THEN you take the line and sinker, and have the utter pretentiousness to come posting here, crowing about how much I must "worship you", when it is BEYOND clear just how much the opposite is true; not just to me, but to everyone here. I must say that I am beyond flattered that you would go to such great lengths to hang yourself for our amusement. Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! The joke's on you, my wittle Pally-wally. "Haha, I rule your ass once every hour!!! Fucking tool :/" I love the irony.
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Post by therosironfeld on Jun 7, 2007 21:37:27 GMT
WoW and i dont mean the game go pharc that was an INTERESTING read
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Post by paladin on Jun 8, 2007 9:18:36 GMT
Well Jaded both you and pharcsabitch are wrong.
Jaded you don't own anyone. The only reason this cum licking turd smoker is bothering with you is because he thinks you are me.
Phar you dickless wonder you are completely clueless once again. Don't flatter yourself, my disappearance from this forum had nothing to do with you. If you recall a certain few twits thought that I deleted the forums. Well a certain twit got their way and my account was deleted. At the time I really didn't give a flying fuck because there are only two people left on this board that are worth a shit. So I just left it deleted and just decided to browse from time to time.
It had nothing at all to do with you or the karma, though I did enjoy seeing just how much effort you put into a system that you claim you care nothing about. Nobody gives a fuck about Karma but me, but you went out of your way to contact the mods about it, then form some kind of script to auto smite Jaded. LMFAO, you don't care about it but your ass spent the time to find a script and leave your PC running 24/7 JUST to use the karma system that you care nothing about. ROFL maybe I was wrong, it seems both me and jaded have you by the fucking balls, and let me tell you it wasn't easy finding them tiny fuckers in your boyfriends ass.
I'm sure you'll come back and claim that you have to leave your 10 PC's running day and night anyway for that up and coming game that you are working on right? LOL your ass couldn't develop a Polaroid picture!!!! What the fuck makes you think you can develop a game?
Its fucking awesome after all this time that I have been gone I still dominate your fucking mind.
and who the fuck are you to be commenting on rather or not someone has friends here? Your ass hasn't had a friend since your mom made you throw away your bugger collection in the first grade.
You think these fucking retards like Frith and that other ass raper post to back you or for your benefit? Nope, they do it out of their hatred for me ME ME ME. They don't give a fuck about what you think or what you say, they just want a chance to bash ole Paladin. I don't blame em though, there's nobody else on this fucking stage worthy of the attention.
I guess your feelings are hurt that your "real" star wars thread didn't go anywhere but down and jaded's got several pages of replies, most of the shit was on topic too. All you got in your thread was a jackass and some cunt faced basement dwelling crack whore that thought he would show jaded who's boss by starting his very own little thread thinking your ass would get more of a response from it. Looks to me that you failed once again.
Oh and Frith I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't like this place in a very long time, the only reasons I left in the past and deleted my account was because I knew how much it upset you for me to do so. That little hypocrite Rexx left more times than I can fucking remember, deleted his account, changed his name, yet none of you big black pots said anything about that did ya? Pharsabitch wants to fucking think I fucking created jaded and whine about it when he didn't say a damn word about WOOOOOOO coming on the scene.
See it's not the actions that yall fuckers can't stand ITS ONLY PALADIN. Shit only matters when I do it, or when you think it is me doing it. For that reason and for that reason only I do shit JUST to piss yall off, knowing damn good and well that it will get under yalls skin and destroy your day. You think I give a damn about this place or what you think of me? NOPE, I'm just here to piss you off and run the fucking show. You two know damn good and well when I am around this place revolves around me, hell you can't take you fucking eyes off me.
Well I'm gonna go delete my account again, just thought I would give you pathetic fucking losers a little ray of sunshine and a reason to wake up in the morning.
Yall really need to grows some balls and eat that fucking bullet already.
Hahaha you know what I changed my mind, I'm gonna leave my account open just to give pharsabitch something to do.
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Post by FrithRae on Jun 8, 2007 14:37:19 GMT
Rexx??
We didnt' care about WOOOOOO because WOOOOO didn't start acting like a complete goobersnot. Didn't care about jaded either until he did *shrugs*.
And Pally I'm going to be honest with you. How "Upset" you make me is only limited to the time I spend on a post. I swear to you that once I leave RR, I stop thinking about the posts here. But if that "upset" time is worth it to you - go right ahead. It provides entertainment.
Though I will say, much to my detriment - I really thought you were a cool and good person. I really thought we were buddies - we even spoke outside the forums and everything. I counted you on my cool list and someone who I thought I could respect, who I thought respected me. Now I'm just sad when reminded of you - because I was the fool.
Wasn't the first time, won't be the last.
Though I am shocked and amazed you timed your response so well for someone to whom this board means nothing....*chuckles*
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Post by Nali on Jun 8, 2007 21:30:49 GMT
Oh dear lord.
Teach me to come in here and read the script to a Jerry Springer show.
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Post by paladin on Jun 8, 2007 22:28:01 GMT
Rexx?? We didn't' care about WOOOOOO because WOOOOO didn't start acting like a complete goobersnot. Didn't care about jaded either until he did *shrugs*. Paladin didn't act like a goobersnot when Paladin left over the whole PnP thing, but Paladin still got shit over it. I guess what really blew up the ole hypocrisy balloon was when Rexx had the nerve to bash me and talk shit about me leaving when he has done it time and time again. Exactly, and that's the point I have tried to make several times here. This forum is a form of entertainment and Paladins role was to always be the jackass, it's not who I am in real life and the people that have spoke to me outside this forum know that. Hell me and Peaches are even friends outside this forum!! Your not a fool, you like the real me not Paladin, and I do respect you but this Paladin guy does not. Now this pharsabitch fellow on the other hand, he is actually spending his real life time away from this forum concocting little plans to get back at me. Anyone that would go through the trouble of coming up with a 24 hour a day plan to use a system he so called doesn't care for has some serious issues. The guy is obsessed with me, I'll bet 20 bucks he printed out a picture of me, hung it on his wall, and throws darts at it every night before mommy tucks him in. Such is life Like I said, I didn't leave this last time I was booted, and booted for something I didn't do. I still browsed the forum once a week or so, after all yall do have some good tidbits of information every now and then about games and such. I just didn't give a rats ass about logging back in until some other smuck started stealing all my thunder. There can only be one Paladin damnit. If you guys recall this isn't the first time someone came along and tried to pick up my posting style. Remember Heartsick??? Or what ever that guys name was? Anyway, I probably won't be posting much here if at all, so you all can rest well and hope that Jaded can keep you all entertained.
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Post by FrithRae on Jun 9, 2007 15:47:51 GMT
The only exposure I ever get of you is here. To me, this is you. If there was another you I was suppose to know, I never got to know him. Once you left here, and again, and again....and again... whatever cool you there was never got back in touch with me. So there is only one you - I have no other knowledge to go on.
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Post by Pharcellus on Jun 9, 2007 23:41:43 GMT
I see the thumb (or was that heel?) has arrived. Now that the cast is all here, the sock puppet show has begun. Will it be a mystery? A comedy? Well, it is already funny in a sad way, so maybe; but no, I think this performance is already becoming a tragedy of pathetic proportions. Who will we see in the next scene? Gobotgirl in her perennial role as your "girlfriend"? As for deleting the forums, you admitted to it publicly, and most everyone here figures that you are most emotionally unstable twit capable of it. No, no one deleted your account but you. The only one who could do it otherwise was Arse, and she denies it. I believe her FAR more than I CAN believe you. The system that autosmites you already runs 24/7 because it is a SERVER and, as for the "effort" involved in setting it up, I must say that the 10 seconds was well-spent. The resulting entertainment is priceless. It must be really tough for you, my wittle Pally-wally; a self-proclaimed jock (jerk?) getting owned by a nerd. Anyway, back to the sock puppet show! It Must Go On!
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Post by vinea on Jun 11, 2007 3:16:23 GMT
Hi Pally.
Heh...javascripting smiting. Cute. Or Lame. Not entirely sure which yet. Explains Frithy though.
Vinea
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Post by FrithRae on Jun 11, 2007 4:00:43 GMT
yea - that got him all up in arms the last time which is why Phar kept it up.... And hey Vinea nice to see ya!
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Post by paladin on Jun 11, 2007 4:58:44 GMT
See Frith this is why my respect for you is in question and why you annoy the hell out of me. Not only are you a complete and total hypocrite as several members here have pointed out before, but you ASSume that you know what I am thinking and you pretend to know what pisses me off.
I assure you that Sir Sucks A Lot has not, nor never will upset me in any way shape or form. Both of you really need to get over yourselves....................but whatever makes ya happy, it's fucking pointless, think what ya want and do what ya want, it only proves how worthless your little lives are.
I deleted the forums, I leave crying all the time because ya'll mean so much to me, I eat baby kittens, I'm a stupid jock/jerk, I live in a trailer park with my sister and our kids, I live for this forum, I have no life, I get owned my nerds daily, I'm a immature little brat that throws a fit when I don't get my way, I hate people over seas, I pretend to be my own girlfriend, I am jealous of everything that Chocks On Dad's Dick has done in life on and off of the internet, and I am only here to seek revenge on nerds like you two because I was held back in the 5th grade and never graduated high school and now spend my days making minimum wage flipping burgers and dunking fries when all I ever wanted to be was a savvy computer tech but knew it would never happen because I be just too damn stupid.
Buh Bye
Hey Vinea your old email doesn't work anymore, send me a tell bud.
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Post by FrithRae on Jun 11, 2007 15:14:12 GMT
I only know what you yourself said - and you yourself pretended that it bothered you.
Why pretend to get up in arms about the situation you, yourself, create - reportedly on purpose?
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Post by Krald on Jun 12, 2007 20:10:56 GMT
butter and orange peel!
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